Kelz, We Shoulda Known!

To all my fellow vaginas and penises who've been following hip hop all their life, I'm afraid we made the costly mistake of not picking up on the signs that R. Kelly was a troubled man several years ago. Ever look back at some of his old videos now that you're a bit older? Can we say WEEEEIIRRRDOOOOOOO!

Check him out here in the Gotham City Remix circa 1997 doing some weird, shifty movements with 2 manly-looking vaginas dressed in latex outfits...



If that's not enough to convince you, check him out even further back circa 1992 in Honey Love jirating with a medical lighting device attached to his head and ear...



I think we owe his prepubescent vaginas an apology for not warning them earlier. Lemme stop. They knew damn well what they were doing!