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Bush Nearly Gets Hit With Iraqi Shoe During Speech

Our Vaginas Our Doomed...

For soo many reasons, but I'll give you 3. Check out these emerging relationship trends by author Faith Popcorn:

1. Infidelity Credits: Couples will agree, in advance, to a certain number of extra-marital affairs over the lifetime of their marriage; they can use the credits whenever they want, by notifying each other in advance.

2. Divorce Showers: Friends throw one to commemorate the end of a painful divorce process and the beginning of the next stage of life.

3. Pre-Pre-Nuptial Agreements: Men and women will start to draft agreements before they move in together, recognizing that the messiness of splitting stuff up isn't limited to divorce.

The Sex Offender Next Door

The next time you let a dude in a Benz...BMW...Range...[insert luxury vehicle here] drive you home from tha club, betta make sure he ain't a sex offender. Here's some in Brooklyn. Found one right on my block actually. Are any of them your neighbor?...







Yup! Rastas do it too!
So do Ha-Sids. Don't let them fool you.

To find sex offenders in your area click here...

Ever Wonder Who Makes Your Weave?

Indian Remy to be exact!

Top Beauty/Fashion Trends I Stalked This Year

1. Lacefront wigs

2. Sequin pants/leggings

3. Lip plumpers

4. Teeny weeny Brazilian bikinis

5. Jeggings (Jean Leggings)

6. Bodysuits

7. 4-inch heels (and higher)

8. Laser hair removal

9. Louboutins

10. Designer duffle bags

11. Body bronzers

12. Corsettes & waist cinchers

13. Herve Leger dresses

14. Nuvo (not beauty or fashion but the bottle is pretty)

Diddy Is King

Definitely feeling the shots from Diddy's 'I Am King' ad campaign for his new fragrance. Very south of France'esque...

Would love to find the bodysuits the chicks have on in the 1st Helicopter pic. Wanna wear it for my b'day. ;)

My President is Black

Black and sexy dat is...

You know damn good and well vaginas of all shapes, sizes and colors in the White House are gonna be throwing themselves at Bam Bam. Don't worry, Michelle WILL regulate.

I don't care if you're 13. You can take me down.

Owwwwwww! Vagina in da house!
Damn she's lucky...

So is she...

GREAT shot of the package. Looks hefty

Hot bod

GRRR.
If I'm lucky, he's a liar and a cheater like all the other celeb penises out there.

Kelz, We Shoulda Known!

To all my fellow vaginas and penises who've been following hip hop all their life, I'm afraid we made the costly mistake of not picking up on the signs that R. Kelly was a troubled man several years ago. Ever look back at some of his old videos now that you're a bit older? Can we say WEEEEIIRRRDOOOOOOO!

Check him out here in the Gotham City Remix circa 1997 doing some weird, shifty movements with 2 manly-looking vaginas dressed in latex outfits...



If that's not enough to convince you, check him out even further back circa 1992 in Honey Love jirating with a medical lighting device attached to his head and ear...



I think we owe his prepubescent vaginas an apology for not warning them earlier. Lemme stop. They knew damn well what they were doing!

5 Minutes To Kill Yourself, Just Think, Where Would You Go, What Would You Do, Who Would You Screw, And Who Would You Wanna Notify?

This reminds me of ME actually.

Five Minutes to Kill (yourself) is a game (quite relatable) where a guy is in the office and has so many meetings that it drives him nuts (are you relating yet?). He says, "OMG If I get one more meeting request, I'm going to kill myself!" Finally, a meeting pops up on his computer and he goes totally Postal.

The goal: Player must help him find various ways to kill himself around the office within 5 minutes before the meeting starts (ie. staple himself to death, jump into the shredder, jump out the window, etc.). In fact, some of your co-workers can help you to your demise if you say the right things to them.

Great way to kill time at work. Check it out here...